I still don't have one.

This is not all bad. First, it allows me plenty of time to go to the gym, drive down to see the gal, and post blog updates that only my mom will read. Second, it frees me from the shackles of at least one defining attribute, allowing me to return to that unkinetic, Lloyd Dobbleresque state in which I am full of potential and kickboxing is the 'sport of the future.'

Two irons in the fire at the moment. One iron required me to write a sample that took 3 days, then add an additional section that took another 2. I'm no math whiz these days (see 'potential,' above), but I think that adds up to a work week, sans pay. I'll keep you posted on that. The other is a telecommuting gig working for an alternative (non-credit card) payment processing company in Europe. Let's hope for business trips to the home office, shall we?