I work from home. I mean, yeah, I work, so it's not quite the "work from home" most people do when they decide to take a day off without spending vacation, but still--I work from home. I don't have a commute, my hours are flexible, and I basically have nothing about which to complain. Unless I'm on a deadline, my work schedule is pretty fluid. So why do I have no time?

It's Monday. I just got a call from a friend asking if I wanted to go see a movie, and I (honestly) replied "I think I might be free on Sunday." Am I that guy already? Someone please give me a day planner, a gun, and a single bullet.

I blame ACME. I'm only taking 2 classes there, but it's taken over my life. Improv shows from 8:30 to midnight on Fridays. Sketch class on Saturday. Improv class on Sunday. Meeting with the other students from sketch class on Saturday and/or Monday to plan our writing for the week. One night to write a sketch. One night to rewrite another. It takes time. And that's just class. Imagine if I were ever doing any real performing.

That's it. I need a benefactor. A distributed benefactor. I'll set up a paypal donation link and you pay a portion of my rent. You'll own a certain percentage of the bragging rights when I get famous. It'll be like buying stock in my personal corporation, except you'll never get a dividend. So I suppose it's more like a "Save the Cormacs." Somebody cue Ricardo Montelban.