For Everything Else, There's Match.com....
Looking for parking near the local costume shop the Saturday before Halloween? 15 minutes.
Waiting in line to get into the local costume shop the Saturday before Halloween? 17 minutes.
Spending those 17 minutes 2 spots in line from a match.com girl with whom you'd done the "Internet Dating Mutual Fade-Outâ„¢" to keep things from being awkward?" Priceless.