Like Crate-Training, for Humans!
So now that Sister Fi is officially on the grid as being avec screaming-infant-to-be, I can start posting my suggestions for a baby-friendly future. Step 1: NO DIAPERS! It worked with Violet, so I don't see why it couldn't work (sans leash and crate--that stuff gets you in trouble with babies, I hear) with humans. One step closer to the dream of having cute little pre-trained babies show up on your doorstep! Progress is grand.