Happy birthday, Sister Fi! I didn't have any birthday hat pics, but you live in Ireland, so I figure a green paper crown is pretty close.

About that crown. 15 of us went to Medieval Times last night, and much long-haired nancy-boy butt was kicked by our bad-assed Green Knight. We drank, he won, we drank more, he won more (coincidence?), and then the evil master of the long-haired nancy boys killed him at the victory ceremony, allowing the backup Geddy Lee reject to come save the day and win the cute-but-dumb princess' hand. We were robbed. You'll always be a winner in our hearts, Green Knight. And you'll always have the best haircut.