Congrats to my nephew Andrew on his graduation yesterday from mi escuelita, Bulkeley High. Now, normally, I'd say this qualifies you for oh, tequila shots amidst the sleaze of Avenida Revolucion in Tijuana or something when you come out to visit, but your folks have nixed the "out-of-country" idea, so we'll have to settle for the upscale sleaze of the somewhat-legal happenings on the Sunset Strip.

And dude--what's with the facial hair and being taller than me? You make me feel old and yet somehow less of a man at the same time.