I believe that if you're gonna do something, you should do your best to be good at it. Put in a little effort. Do your homework. Whatever it is--golf, cooking, or, in this case, door-to-door missionary work. 2 Jehovah's Witnesses showed up at my door this morning, inviting me to "a party to celebrate the miracle of Jesus' death." A few things jumped out at me:

1) It's 9:00 AM.
2) Jesus' death--not a miracle.
3) Party? Jehovah's Witnesses don't have parties. By design. And even if they did, death parties? Sign me up.