So apparently, I have a hot Slovakian supermodel stalking me. I don't normally go for blondes, and she looks like her calves are a bit skinny, but I'm flattered by the attention, really.

Vitajte, Adriana Sklenaríková! Dakujem, mam sa dobre. Prosim si bravcovo-hovadzi gulas!¹

OK, so maybe she's not the stalker, but I do have a visitor from Slovakia, and a focused one, at that. S/he got to the site by searching Slovakian Google for "www.cormac.com" -- that's a supermodel who knows what she wants. Or maybe it's Andy Warhol. That's the end of my "famous Slovakian" list.

¹Welcome, Adriana Sklenaríkova! I'm fine, thank you. Pork and beef goulash, please! -- I know all the really important stuff.